Chock Full o’ MAGA Nuts

A Texas politician was accused of selling his soul to MAGA for one vote.

“That’s outrageous,” he said. “I turned down a yacht, a helicopter, and a private island.”

“So what changed your mind?”

He looked down, ashamed.

“Roasted pecans from Buc-ee’s.”

In Texas, even the men who sell their souls know enough to go nuts first.


- Jim Butler

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