A Texas politician was accused of selling his soul to MAGA for one vote.
“That’s outrageous,” he said. “I turned down a yacht, a helicopter, and a private island.”
“So what changed your mind?”
He looked down, ashamed.
“Roasted pecans from Buc-ee’s.”
In Texas, even the men who sell their souls know enough to go nuts first.
- Jim Butler
Politics is a mental illness in which each half of a group thinks the other half is mentally ill.
Today I spent $27.50 for a local haircut, after tip and tax (post cut pic below). This week a small cup of plain coffee at a national chain … $5.00. I’m channeling my inner childhood memories of a haircuts on the front porch using a kitchen chair and table cloth for a drape. The US…
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, unless the bad guy gets the drop on the good guy. Then choose Plan B. What? No Plan B? To enter a sports arena, security frisks fans for bottled water. To enter a school, a maniac strolls…
In stillness between sirens is heard the whispered prayers for peace. The first answer to prayer is the messy miracle of dialogue. Pray for the peace of Israel, Gaza, and Iran. We do not take sides with war—we take sides with humanity. In this moment of missiles and ultimatums, we call for an audacious act…
Attorney General Bondi proudly releases all of the Epstein files. Next week … they unseal his handsaws! The Truth Matters
Paying the Imperial Tax to Caesar 13 Later they sent some of the Pharisees and Herodians to Jesus to catch him in his words. 14 They came to him and said, “Teacher, we know that you are a man of integrity. You aren’t swayed by others, because you pay no attention to who they are; but you teach the way…
