A Texas politician was accused of selling his soul to MAGA for one vote.
“That’s outrageous,” he said. “I turned down a yacht, a helicopter, and a private island.”
“So what changed your mind?”
He looked down, ashamed.
“Roasted pecans from Buc-ee’s.”
In Texas, even the men who sell their souls know enough to go nuts first.
- Jim Butler
My Texan Sunday School teacher was a Democrat who managed to work the Party’s platform into of every lesson to captive Baptist seminarians. Democrats ruled Texas for 100 years, voting last for Jimmy Carter in 1976. After all, “Jesus rode into Jerusalem, not on an elephant, but a donkey!” Another ancient and frequent visitor was…
Latest White House Executive Order demands that all zoos replace their black-and-white Pandas with all-white “DEI Compliant Pandas.” Noncompliant Pandas will be crated and shipped to a shelter in El Salvador. From Associated Press. “We The People” We Are Free, Pastor Jim
Though we are insured with an excellent insurance carrier, at times I like to get a quote for our home and auto coverage. As a retired commercial and personal lines insurance adjuster, I am somewhat familiar with coverage exposures and coverages. Today we discuss a personal experience with AI in insurance and some key information…
Time to visit my financial planner to maximize my $600 windfall. Thankfully he reduced his fee to $700.
Health Department Gets New Leader What do you get when you cross Joel Osteen with Dr. Oz? Easy! “The Affordable Prayer Act!” JPB After firing thousands of epidemic medical experts at the Department of Health and Human Services, the newly appointed MAGA Director of HHS hired his own expert who specializes in divination of primate…
