Chock Full o’ MAGA Nuts
A Texas politician was accused of selling his soul to MAGA for one vote.
“That’s outrageous,” he said. “I turned down a yacht, a helicopter, and a private island.”
“So what changed your mind?”
He looked down, ashamed.
“Roasted pecans from Buc-ee’s.”
In Texas, even the men who sell their souls know enough to go nuts first.
- Jim Butler


