A Texas politician was accused of selling his soul to MAGA for one vote.
“That’s outrageous,” he said. “I turned down a yacht, a helicopter, and a private island.”
“So what changed your mind?”
He looked down, ashamed.
“Roasted pecans from Buc-ee’s.”
In Texas, even the men who sell their souls know enough to go nuts first.
- Jim Butler
Egg Shelves in a Florida Walmart February 2025 Latest Executive Order blames all plane crashes on “Black” boxes. Orders fleet grounded until boxes are cleansed and whitewashed. #ApartheidAmerica “Blessed are the Merciful” (Matthew 5:7), Pastor Jim #Revengonomics
Trading the Gold Standard for DOGE Standard “Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have stored up treasure in the last days.” – James 5:3 Pastor Jim Up Next “Neobigotry: A Genteel Racism”
As Walmart steaks run $30 for a package of two, folks turn stares of disbelief to beef liver as the affordable cut of meat. The $300 grocery tab reinforces a gut punch that politicians delivered a message, “Let them eat liver!” Applying the liver & onions test to the church, what one ministry stands as…
A Treatise for The Separation of Church and State Descent into Hell of Commingled Church and State “Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita, mi ritrovai per una selva oscura” In the middle of the journey of our life, I found myself in a dark wood. – Opening line of Dante’s Inferno Today’s blog is…
Schools and libraries under assault in the name of ideology. Some folks are born made to wave the flagHoo, they’re red, white and blueAnd when the band plays “Hail to the chief”Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain’t me, it ain’t meI ain’t no senator’s son, sonIt ain’t me, it ain’t meI…
hE’S Coming Soon… We wanted egg prices lowered, Not the entire egg industry smashed on the floor in a cosmic tantrum. Mass deportation was not the mandate of a nation; it was the delusion of a dictator. Pastor Jim Up Next Maga’s False God & Servants of the Most High Doge
