United States Through the Looking Glass

Occasioned by “Liberation Day” of U.S. Tariffs

Polka Chicken Dance declared Trump’s Liberation Day song due to price of tariff eggs through the roof and the crazy dance on Wall Street.

Trump announced his next term will reign 3,000 years. “Liberation Day” from nasty democracy. “And Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he said, ‘I couldn’t care less. Let them eat eggs!'”

The White House taps a new “Tariffs Czar”! As markets crash, critics call him “The Mad Hatter”!

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

-The White Queen to Alice in Alice Through the Looking-Glass

White House deploys its expert to Wall Street to force tariff medicine fix of stock market.

The Great Depression Started 1929, fueled by tariff led collapse of stock markets.
They believed it was easier to convince us of the lie than to tell us the truth. - Pastor Jim

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