Kennedy Center Reopens as DOGE Hall!

ByJames Butler

Reserve Your Wallow!

“Limited Engagement – ‘Pigs in the Parlor'”!

MAGA Wish Foundation Gold Cards On Sale Now in Lobby Vending Machines

MAGA Wish Foundation season ticket gold cards on sale now for $50,000. All proceeds will go to the MAGA Wish Foundation which is dedicated to deport all undocumented pediatric cancer patients to their countries of origin. Buy now! Seating is limited on the C-5 Super Galaxy transport. En route to their home countries the children will make a fabulous 6 month layover at Guantanamo Bay for IV’s and liquid lunches.

Suffer the Children,

Pastor Jim

But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven.” - Matthew 19:14

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