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DOGE Rebrands Lincoln Memorial

DOGE efficiency AI converts Lincoln Memorial into a drive thru burger joint with Diversity, Equity, Inclusion replaced with Pride and Prejudice. Speaker in Lincoln greets customers with, “Howdee!” Slogan is, “Only white breads proudly served here. Others, please kindly pick up burger at back window!”

Would You Like Fries with That?,

Pastor Jim

The Whopper Wing Reveals “A Day in the Cabinet of D. Grump: Real Whoppers Told Here”!

 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Words of Jesus. Gospel of John 8:44

Discussion:

1. Who are the only real people in “The Whopper Wing”? Who has a seat at the table? Why are the real people in the background? How much of the table is devoted to the security and protection of the character at the center? Why do lies need to be protected and propped up to continue versus truth is self-evident ?
2. What is scattered on the floor like toys of a spoiled child? Why is the dollar shown in the trash can? What would comprise “Supreme Whopper”?
3. Who are the men on the wall and what whopper are they discussing? Why are they debating their whopper?
4. What or who are in the net of the big turkey outside the window and the pigeon inside?
5. Why is Napoleon at the table? Why is the tank shown as a toy?
6. How have “Whoppers Told” and “Corruption” become the sacraments of the table? How does the campfire represent the latest government agency torched?
7. How is table like that of the Last Supper? What are the fruits of the sacraments of lies and corruption? What is the gospel of these disciples? What are the risks of building a government on lies and deception? What does it mean to speak lies as a native language?
8. Considering rebranding the Lincoln Memorial, how does rebranding history cause us to repeat the hatred and division of racism and bigotry we thought was in our past? How is book burning like rebranding history?
9. How can freedom of speech be protected from big money control of networks, news, and advertising oligarchs? For example, if a billionaire ad mogul buys a video network to further his own message, what are options to preserve the message channels of the people? What are free communications channels that can’t be bought?
10. What can we do to protect children from ideological indoctrination? Why would a government be interested in inserting political hall monitors at all levels of education? How could educators teach effectively if students were recruited as political party youth informants?

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