MAGAburger: Real Whoppers Told Here!
DOGE Rebrands Lincoln Memorial DOGE efficiency AI converts Lincoln Memorial into a drive thru burger joint with Diversity, Equity, Inclusion replaced with Pride and Prejudice. Speaker in Lincoln greets customers with, “Howdee!” Slogan is, “Only white breads proudly served here. Others, please kindly pick up burger at back window!” Would You Like Fries with That?,…