U.S. tariffs

  • Behold! The Tariff!

    Giving one person control of U.S. tariffs tax creates the world’s largest stock insider trading scheme. A tariff is like pig manure. It usually benefits its creator and leaves a big stink. “Th-Th-Bde-The-That’s all folks!” “I don’t want to hear about the affordability!” This little vanilla latte gem set me back shy of $7.00 after…

  • I’m a Believer … In America

    DOGE exterminates America with Agent Orange. President Trump’s Senior Trade Advisor, Peter Navarro, called BMW a “scam” as President Trump threatens John Deere with 200 percent tariffs. In today’s blog, we stand with U.S. farmers, farm equipment manufacturers, and car makers. People and businesses need to hear, “We believe in you! We want more of…

  • Drink DOGE Café

    “Make America Jittery Again” White House orders that all coffee plants be uprooted from Columbia and shipped to Washington. Tariff Bean Czar, Juan Valdez, appointed to “Make America Jittery Again!” 14 “You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether one of your brethren or one of the aliens who is…

  • United States Through the Looking Glass

    Occasioned by “Liberation Day” of U.S. Tariffs Polka Chicken Dance declared Trump’s Liberation Day song due to price of tariff eggs through the roof and the crazy dance on Wall Street. Trump announced his next term will reign 3,000 years. “Liberation Day” from nasty democracy. “And Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he said, ‘I couldn’t…