The Royal Pain

Royalty American Style


Royalty American Style

Preacher nightmare last night that I gave the Sunday children’s sermon how St. Patrick rid Ireland of rats. Got the whole story wrong. Must have been an election-mare. #WakeUpAmerica
My Texan Sunday School teacher was a Democrat who managed to work the Party’s platform into of every lesson to captive Baptist seminarians. Democrats ruled Texas for 100 years, voting last for Jimmy Carter in 1976. After all, “Jesus rode into Jerusalem, not on an elephant, but a donkey!” Another ancient and frequent visitor was…
Methodist scholars rebrand “old and cranky” as spiritual gifts.
Hear about the man who got a Tesla brain implant? His morning routine requires two cups of coffee followed by two hours on a charger.
The difference between a MAGA politician and a traveling vacuum salesman is the politician leaves the dirt and takes the carpet. Coming to a town near you … 15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. 16 You will know them by their fruits. Do…
Latest White House Executive Order demands that all zoos replace their black-and-white Pandas with all-white “DEI Compliant Pandas.” Noncompliant Pandas will be crated and shipped to a shelter in El Salvador. From Associated Press. “We The People” We Are Free, Pastor Jim