Pastor Jim
A Texas politician was accused of selling his soul to MAGA for one vote.“That’s outrageous,” he said. “I turned down a yacht, a helicopter, and a private island.”“So what changed your mind?”He looked down, ashamed.“Roasted pecans from Buc-ee’s.”In Texas, even the men who sell their souls know enough to go nuts first.- Jim Butler
Airlifts Ball Caps to MAGA Medicaid Slum Mill Workers Sultan of America Airdrops Ball Caps as MAGA Church Adds Visa Slot Machines MAGA Medicaid Shantytown Gets Much Needed Replacement Ball Caps. MAGA Mill Workers Fight Over Sultan’s Ball Caps Used to Filter Water To Be Continued … Up Next Today’s Freedom Riders
No Strings Attached … At All “The Final Cuts” Up Next “Abuelo’s Final Sacrifice”
Daddy in Deerstand In light of Missouri Republicans proposing a pregnancy registry to track pregnant females, what is next? Blood hound GPS tracking collars? You could hunt deer and track your pregnant woman. You could even post your captures on X! You never know what that girl might do while you in your deer stand…
America Loses Its Heart MAGA “Tin Man” destroys U.S. government’s heart of compassion. Cavity filled with greed and hate. Ua ola loko i ke aloha – (Love gives life within.), Pastor Jim Up Next The Ballad of Sgt. Buck and Banjo (The Day They Sacked the Sergeant)
“Make America Jittery Again” White House orders that all coffee plants be uprooted from Columbia and shipped to Washington. Tariff Bean Czar, Juan Valdez, appointed to “Make America Jittery Again!” 14 “You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether one of your brethren or one of the aliens who is…
