The Almanac

  • The Pentagon Gets “One Tin Soldier”

    Suggested Music is “One Tin Soldier.” Blessed are the peacemakers,    for they will be called children of God (Matthew 5:9). Pastor Jim Up Next: “Separate Church and Hate”

  • Boston ICE Tea Party

    “Here Comes the Sun” by the Beatles, considering a different “British Invasion.” “RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEYS!!! … I hereby pardon them from all they are about to do.” Not in Kansas Anymore, Pastor Jim Up Next: “Abuelo’s Final Sacrifice”

  • The Bully

    Q: What is the difference between Donald Trump and a school bully? A: That’s easy! The school bully has class. For women and those who have faced and bullies and abuse … Pastor Jim

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    The Press Conference: “No Truth for You!”

    “Say it!! America is DOGEland!” And if you go chasing rabbitsAnd you know you’re going to fallTell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillarHas given you the callCall AliceWhen she was just small -“White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane. “Meet ‘Hannibal!,’ Your New Gatekeeper“ Girl, you really got me goin’You got me so I don’t know what I’m doin’Yeah,…

  • DOGE Miners Find Blood Diamonds

    The 1948 Slogan of the De Beers company changed the industry with their “A Diamond is Forever” campaign, making a diamond a symbol of lasting commitment and love. Before this time, other precious stones were used. In today’s blog we discuss, like the diamond, love is an enduring commitment as I Corinthians 13:8 tells us,…

  • MISSOURI SEEKS TO ADD PREGNANT WOMEN FAIR GAME

    Daddy in Deerstand In light of Missouri Republicans proposing a pregnancy registry to track pregnant females, what is next? Blood hound GPS tracking collars? You could hunt deer and track your pregnant woman. You could even post your captures on X! You never know what that girl might do while you in your deer stand…

  • DOGE: The Agent Orange of the Digital Generation

    What could possibly go wrong? DOGE, the Agent Orange of the Digital Generation. What could possibly go wrong? My next blog will discuss how “trust provides the lowest form of security” and the lessons I observed front row to the Arizona Baptist Foundation’s $600 Million fraud and how we can live wisely. One clue ……

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    Physician, Heal Thyself

    Health Department Gets New Leader What do you get when you cross Joel Osteen with Dr. Oz? Easy! “The Affordable Prayer Act!” JPB After firing thousands of epidemic medical experts at the Department of Health and Human Services, the newly appointed MAGA Director of HHS hired his own expert who specializes in divination of primate…