The Almanac

  • Golden Dome

    Pentagon Rolls Out Golden Dome but is Stymied How to Keep Trump in It Recommended music “Get Smart” theme song. Dome Force One St. Trump’s Basilica

  • “Move Fast … and Break Things:” The Game Played in the Devil’s Basement

    While a sitting President’s adoption of “Move Fast and Break Things” might work for teenage savants in Silicon Valley, this process does not work for a Nation which lacks the shelter of a parent’s basement. Bulldozing government agencies and enterprises, citing that Advanced AI will save us, actually forces us into the servitude of AI….

  • Kennedy Center Reopens as DOGE Hall!

    Reserve Your Wallow! “Limited Engagement – ‘Pigs in the Parlor’”! MAGA Wish Foundation Gold Cards On Sale Now in Lobby Vending Machines MAGA Wish Foundation season ticket gold cards on sale now for $50,000. All proceeds will go to the MAGA Wish Foundation which is dedicated to deport all undocumented pediatric cancer patients to their…

  • Danger: Town Halls Ahead!

    Recommend music “Born to be Wild” by Steppenwolf. “Free expression is the muscle car on the road to freedom.” – Pastor Jim “This is an alert from the Democracy notification system. This is not a test.” “Don’t Stop for Hitchhikers on Road to Freedom!” Today, though I am an Independent and not associated with a…

  • Make America Comfy Again

    Executive Order: Farmers Convert Unsold Tariff Soybeans to Beanbag Chairs “As the #1 export crop for the U.S., soybean producers face huge, disproportionate impacts from trade flow disruptions, particularly to China, which is our largest market. And we know foreign soybean producers in Brazil and other countries are expecting abundant crops this year and are…