The Almanac

  • Are We Better Off … Living In Our Cars?

    Jesus replied, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.”-Matthew 8:20 They said they made the camps for “criminals.” Then they corralled the immigrants. Once the migrants disappeared, they caged the homeless RV “felons” and forced us to pick fruit for the wealthy. JPB…

  • The Constitution Deported

    The U.S. Constitution was deported as Trump’s ICE Gestapo defied The Supreme Court in refusing to return a wrongly deported man. Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On?” was written by “Obie” Benson, founding member and bass singer of Motown’s Four Tops, who witnessed the police brutal beating of Vietnam protesters in Berkeley on “Bloody Thursday” on…

  • I’m a Believer … In America

    DOGE exterminates America with Agent Orange. President Trump’s Senior Trade Advisor, Peter Navarro, called BMW a “scam” as President Trump threatens John Deere with 200 percent tariffs. In today’s blog, we stand with U.S. farmers, farm equipment manufacturers, and car makers. People and businesses need to hear, “We believe in you! We want more of…

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    Danger: Libraries Cause Literacy

    Schools and libraries under assault in the name of ideology. Some folks are born made to wave the flagHoo, they’re red, white and blueAnd when the band plays “Hail to the chief”Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain’t me, it ain’t meI ain’t no senator’s son, sonIt ain’t me, it ain’t meI…

  • Yo-Yo Tariffs

    White House Unveils “Yo-Yo Tariff Equations” Yo-Yo Lift = Tariffs Gift. Yo-Yo Down = Markets Frown And Now the First Trick, “Around the World!” “Rock the Baby!” Meet the Final Trick, “Brain Twister!” A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.- James 1:8 Pastor Jim Up Next “DOGE Miners Find Blood Diamonds”

  • Drink DOGE Café

    “Make America Jittery Again” White House orders that all coffee plants be uprooted from Columbia and shipped to Washington. Tariff Bean Czar, Juan Valdez, appointed to “Make America Jittery Again!” 14 “You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether one of your brethren or one of the aliens who is…

  • Only You Can Prevent Fascist Liars!

    There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.-Proverbs 6:16-19…

  • Gold Standard Traded for Fool’s Gold

    Trading the Gold Standard for DOGE Standard “Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have stored up treasure in the last days.” – James 5:3 Pastor Jim Up Next “Neobigotry: A Genteel Racism”

  • United States Through the Looking Glass

    Occasioned by “Liberation Day” of U.S. Tariffs Polka Chicken Dance declared Trump’s Liberation Day song due to price of tariff eggs through the roof and the crazy dance on Wall Street. Trump announced his next term will reign 3,000 years. “Liberation Day” from nasty democracy. “And Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he said, ‘I couldn’t…

  • DEI Compliant Panda

    Latest White House Executive Order demands that all zoos replace their black-and-white Pandas with all-white “DEI Compliant Pandas.” Noncompliant Pandas will be crated and shipped to a shelter in El Salvador. From Associated Press. “We The People” We Are Free, Pastor Jim