The Almanac

  • Behold! The Tariff!

    Giving one person control of U.S. tariffs tax creates the world’s largest stock insider trading scheme. A tariff is like pig manure. It usually benefits its creator and leaves a big stink. “Th-Th-Bde-The-That’s all folks!” “I don’t want to hear about the affordability!” This little vanilla latte gem set me back shy of $7.00 after…

  • Brother Love’s Traveling DOGE Waste Cleaner Show

    The difference between a MAGA politician and a traveling vacuum salesman is the politician leaves the dirt and takes the carpet. Coming to a town near you … 15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. 16 You will know them by their fruits. Do…

  • Red Velvet Rope Economics

    The Failed Plan that Separates the Ultra Wealthy from the Riffraff of the Middle Class The Great Equalizer My wife and I honeymooned at New York-New York casino, where we built some lifetime memories in that once great Las Vegas. The cold North winds of time have blasted a deep chill on the Vegas strip….

  • False Gospel of the “Tin Man”

    America Loses Its Heart MAGA “Tin Man” destroys U.S. government’s heart of compassion. Cavity filled with greed and hate. Ua ola loko i ke aloha – (Love gives life within.), Pastor Jim Up Next The Ballad of Sgt. Buck and Banjo (The Day They Sacked the Sergeant)

  • The Big Beautiful Orange Bill

    The family gathers to carve The Big Beautiful Orange. Get your limited deal only .97 cents per orange! One orange per family. Introducing Baseline Economics What fundamental rights could accompany U.S. Citizenship? Citizenship in the United States means more than throwing noncitizens out of the country. Citizenship means a solemn duty to provide a baseline…

  • In Stillness Between Sirens … Give Peace a Chance

    In stillness between sirens is heard the whispered prayers for peace. The first answer to prayer is the messy miracle of dialogue. Pray for the peace of Israel, Gaza, and Iran. We do not take sides with war—we take sides with humanity. In this moment of missiles and ultimatums, we call for an audacious act…

  • It’s Carnival Time

    At President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade Make Bobbing for Apples Great Again The President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade coordinated perfectly with his traditional graham crackers and milk nap on the South Lawn! But before the big nap, … a dart balloon pop with surprise tariff levies hidden in each balloon! What do you say when…

  • MAGA King Parades Marines in Los Angeles

    DOGE Day 2025: The Deportation of the Innocents MAGA’s Make-a-Wish Comes True DOGE Day 2025: “Let us Give Tanks for our Freedoms Lost” Angels of the City Greeted by gods of War To Be Continued Next Up Abuelo’s Final Sacrifice

  • Deportation of Innocence

    No Compassion, No Life Sin Compasión, Sin Vida Does the right to life end at the womb or stop at the Border? Pastor Jim Never Meant to Be Of Such is the Kingdom of God God Loves You, Pastor Jim Up Next The Silence of the Lambs: How America Deported Its Future