The Almanac

  • Sultan of America

    Airlifts Ball Caps to MAGA Medicaid Slum Mill Workers Sultan of America Airdrops Ball Caps as MAGA Church Adds Visa Slot Machines MAGA Medicaid Shantytown Gets Much Needed Replacement Ball Caps. MAGA Mill Workers Fight Over Sultan’s Ball Caps Used to Filter Water To Be Continued … Up Next Today’s Freedom Riders

  • Missing: Michigan Auto Plant – Goes by the Name of “GM.” Last Seen in Detroit

    Bentleys, Jaguars, and Rolls Royces marked safe from tariffs in British deal! “Yeah, baby!!, Yeah!!” A deal Coming soon to a town near you … To Be Continued … “Can’t Buy Me Love!” Pastor Jim Up Next: Are We Better Off Living in Our Cars?

  • “Wait Till Your Holy Father Gets Home!”

    hE’S Coming Soon… We wanted egg prices lowered, Not the entire egg industry smashed on the floor in a cosmic tantrum. Mass deportation was not the mandate of a nation; it was the delusion of a dictator. Pastor Jim Up Next Maga’s False God & Servants of the Most High Doge

  • TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR 2025: The Unknown Attorney

    THE UNKNOWN ATTORNEY WHO SAVED U.S. FROM DOGE * A century from now our descendent grandchildren will sing hymns in school about the Unknown Attorneys in 2025 who valiantly held fast the Law of Democracy though assaulted by the voices crying for the capitulation to a dictator. Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the…

  • Deportation of the Innocence

    And, lo, the Holy Mother swaddled him in an American flag, for he was a U.S. Citizen. “The Christ Child forgives those bringing gifts hate and deportation“ “The Holy Mother Citizen of All Lands” They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick…

  • If I Had a Hammer

    It’s About Justice. It’s about Freedom. “Have You Seen This Judge?” Last seen in the presence of lurking FBI agents summoned by ICE agents who attempted a “low hanging fruit” immigrant arrest inside a State court of law. Make Judges Safe Again! Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Hannah C. Dugan was charged April 25, 2025 with two…

  • DOGE Land “Pay to Pray, Baby!”

    “Don’t Sin. Pay the Government to Sin For You” “Puritans, Get Your Sin On!” “What Happens in DOGE Land, Stays in DOGE Land” 18 When Simon saw that the Spirit was given at the laying on of the apostles’ hands, he offered them money 19 and said, “Give me also this ability so that everyone on whom I…

  • The Crosswalk

    We spoke of a walk to school through miles of snow; our children will speak of their trauma crossing the school parking lot. “The Crosswalk” “Assault on Education” “Not Tardy Today” Of Such is the Kingdom of God, Pastor Jim Postscript See also CBS’s Story FSU Student and Parkland Survivor Describes Experiencing A Second School…

  • No Prisoner Beyond God’s Love

    Jesus Christ was tortured in a notorious Roman prison, was crucified and died. On the third day he rose from the dead. Even today Jesus appears and extends his love to the darkest prison, where no prisoner is beyond His reach, even to us. He is Risen! No prisoner is beyond the reach of God’s love….

  • WWE’s Master of Education Disaster

    “THE DOGE DARK QUEEN” Opens “Whole Can of Whoop Class” U.S. Department’s newly appointed former WWE pro wrestler Undertaker of Education tours her first pilot classroom called “Edumania”! By her side stands her “para” war dog, “A1”! From now on, “Children shall be called, ‘Little Soldiers’”!* “The ‘DOGE Dark Queen” and her Para War Dog…