Independence Day for “No Ape Kings!” “Hurricane Watch and ICE Raid Warning.” Shelter the Innocent. Did we return our soldiers from Afghanistan to serve as the private army of a decaying dictator who orders them to take FEMA funds to kick down the doors of U.S. seniors, drag nursing mothers from their cars, stalk workers…
The family gathers to carve The Big Beautiful Orange. Get your limited deal only .97 cents per orange! One orange per family. Introducing Baseline Economics What fundamental rights could accompany U.S. Citizenship? Citizenship in the United States means more than throwing noncitizens out of the country. Citizenship means a solemn duty to provide a baseline…
In stillness between sirens is heard the whispered prayers for peace. The first answer to prayer is the messy miracle of dialogue. Pray for the peace of Israel, Gaza, and Iran. We do not take sides with war—we take sides with humanity. In this moment of missiles and ultimatums, we call for an audacious act…
At President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade Make Bobbing for Apples Great Again The President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade coordinated perfectly with his traditional graham crackers and milk nap on the South Lawn! But before the big nap, … a dart balloon pop with surprise tariff levies hidden in each balloon! What do you say when…
DOGE Day 2025: The Deportation of the Innocents MAGA’s Make-a-Wish Comes True DOGE Day 2025: “Let us Give Tanks for our Freedoms Lost” Angels of the City Greeted by gods of War To Be Continued Next Up Abuelo’s Final Sacrifice
No Compassion, No Life Sin Compasión, Sin Vida Does the right to life end at the womb or stop at the Border? Pastor Jim Never Meant to Be Of Such is the Kingdom of God God Loves You, Pastor Jim Up Next The Silence of the Lambs: How America Deported Its Future
Airlifts Ball Caps to MAGA Medicaid Slum Mill Workers Sultan of America Airdrops Ball Caps as MAGA Church Adds Visa Slot Machines MAGA Medicaid Shantytown Gets Much Needed Replacement Ball Caps. MAGA Mill Workers Fight Over Sultan’s Ball Caps Used to Filter Water To Be Continued … Up Next Today’s Freedom Riders
Bentleys, Jaguars, and Rolls Royces marked safe from tariffs in British deal! “Yeah, baby!!, Yeah!!” A deal Coming soon to a town near you … To Be Continued … “Can’t Buy Me Love!” Pastor Jim Up Next: Are We Better Off Living in Our Cars?
hE’S Coming Soon… We wanted egg prices lowered, Not the entire egg industry smashed on the floor in a cosmic tantrum. Mass deportation was not the mandate of a nation; it was the delusion of a dictator. Pastor Jim Up Next Maga’s False God & Servants of the Most High Doge
THE UNKNOWN ATTORNEY WHO SAVED U.S. FROM DOGE * A century from now our descendent grandchildren will sing hymns in school about the Unknown Attorneys in 2025 who valiantly held fast the Law of Democracy though assaulted by the voices crying for the capitulation to a dictator. Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the…
