It’s Carnival Time

ByJames Butler

At President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade

Make Bobbing for Apples Great Again

The President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade coordinated perfectly with his traditional graham crackers and milk nap on the South Lawn! But before the big nap, … a dart balloon pop with surprise tariff levies hidden in each balloon!

What do you say when you cross a “No Kings Protest” with a King Trump Parade?
A: “Tanks, but no tanks!”

Separate Church and Hate (“Corruption” Intentionally Misspelled)

Her leaders judge for a bribe,
    her priests teach for a price,
    and her prophets tell fortunes for money.
Yet they look for the Lord’s support and say,
    “Is not the Lord among us?
    No disaster will come upon us.”

Micah 3:11
No jeweled crosses or plumped lips are large enough to hide the lies told from the heart of corrupt leaders.-Pastor Jim

Never More Transparent and Honest with the American People!

לֹא תַעֲנֶה בְרֵעֲךָ עֵד שָׁקֶר  “Thou shalt not bear false witness” Exodus 20:16

“The President Creates His Own Law and Truth!”

President’s To-Do List (Cursive Translation Follows)
Cursive Translation for Presidential Library in El Salvador

White House Gets a Facelift

The White House revealed its newly constructed golden roller-disco rink and DOGE Casino. An anonymous psychic donated millions for the new “Conspiracy Bureau and Bunker.” Admission is free for homeless Federal workers and soybean farmers. Inspired by the Presidential Golden Ballroom under construction at the White House.
The White House construction is proceeding as his lordship decreed. “Impressive. Most impressive.” – Darth Vader.

Carnival Time,

JPB

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