The Almanac

  • “Move Fast … and Break Things:” The Game Played in the Devil’s Basement

    While a sitting President’s adoption of “Move Fast and Break Things” might work for teenage savants in Silicon Valley, this process does not work for a Nation which lacks the shelter of a parent’s basement. Bulldozing government agencies and enterprises, citing that Advanced AI will save us, actually forces us into the servitude of AI….

  • Kennedy Center Reopens as DOGE Hall!

    Reserve Your Wallow! “Limited Engagement – ‘Pigs in the Parlor’”! MAGA Wish Foundation Gold Cards On Sale Now in Lobby Vending Machines MAGA Wish Foundation season ticket gold cards on sale now for $50,000. All proceeds will go to the MAGA Wish Foundation which is dedicated to deport all undocumented pediatric cancer patients to their…

  • Danger: Town Halls Ahead!

    Recommend music “Born to be Wild” by Steppenwolf. “Free expression is the muscle car on the road to freedom.” – Pastor Jim “This is an alert from the Democracy notification system. This is not a test.” “Don’t Stop for Hitchhikers on Road to Freedom!” Today, though I am an Independent and not associated with a…

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    MAGA Secret Lab Monkeys Reveal Women’s Rights Caged

    Imagine waking up trapped in a real-life television series “Outer Limits” New American Woman: RFK Jr’s escaped experimental lab monkeys at NIH reveal “Girls Put in Kitchen Again!” Loss of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion returns the glass cage to women’s workplace. A Girl’s Place in the Kitchen Homeschool Mommy Needs a Drink. Caging Mother A…

  • Make America Comfy Again

    Executive Order: Farmers Convert Unsold Tariff Soybeans to Beanbag Chairs “As the #1 export crop for the U.S., soybean producers face huge, disproportionate impacts from trade flow disruptions, particularly to China, which is our largest market. And we know foreign soybean producers in Brazil and other countries are expecting abundant crops this year and are…

  • “I Want to Break Free … Of the Lies that Bind”

    Truths Held Self-Evident The difference between the United States and an authoritarian regime is a culture whose three branches of government orbit truth. Though at times the orbit may decay, the forces of democracy will force the branch back into a stable path. Our hold to these self-evident truths keeps our country out of a…

  • Release The Files

    Attorney General Bondi proudly releases all of the Epstein files. Next week … they unseal his handsaws! The Truth Matters

  • The Firefighter

    What is the difference between a firefighter and a politician?A: The firefighter runs toward the burning house.

  • Five Bullet Points … of a Last Week

    Last week Defense Secretary Hegseth signed a memorandum to all Defense Department civilian employees directing them to prepare five bullet points.  Civil Servant Vet in his mind while typing his email with his prosthetic hand. A Fitting Tribute to Our Public Servant Thank You For Your Service, Pastor Jim Up Next the ballad of sgt….