Latest White House Executive Order demands that all zoos replace their black-and-white Pandas with all-white “DEI Compliant Pandas.” Noncompliant Pandas will be crated and shipped to a shelter in El Salvador.
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Newly packed Supreme Court hears case whether to replace Obamacare with multivitamin supplements.
The family gathers to carve The Big Beautiful Orange. Get your limited deal only .97 cents per orange! One orange per family. Introducing Baseline Economics What fundamental rights could accompany U.S. Citizenship? Citizenship in the United States means more than throwing noncitizens out of the country. Citizenship means a solemn duty to provide a baseline…
White House Unveils “Yo-Yo Tariff Equations” Yo-Yo Lift = Tariffs Gift. Yo-Yo Down = Markets Frown And Now the First Trick, “Around the World!” “Rock the Baby!” Meet the Final Trick, “Brain Twister!” A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.- James 1:8 Pastor Jim Up Next “DOGE Miners Find Blood Diamonds”
In stillness between sirens is heard the whispered prayers for peace. The first answer to prayer is the messy miracle of dialogue. Pray for the peace of Israel, Gaza, and Iran. We do not take sides with war—we take sides with humanity. In this moment of missiles and ultimatums, we call for an audacious act…
At President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade Make Bobbing for Apples Great Again The President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade coordinated perfectly with his traditional graham crackers and milk nap on the South Lawn! But before the big nap, … a dart balloon pop with surprise tariff levies hidden in each balloon! What do you say when…
