WWE’s Master of Education Disaster

ByJames Butler

“THE DOGE DARK QUEEN” Opens “Whole Can of Whoop Class”

U.S. Department’s newly appointed former WWE pro wrestler Undertaker of Education tours her first pilot classroom called “Edumania”! By her side stands her “para” war dog, “A1”! From now on, “Children shall be called, ‘Little Soldiers'”!*

“The ‘DOGE Dark Queen” and her Para War Dog ‘A1‘ Visit Her ‘Little Soldiers'”

“A Bad, Bad Omen”

“The Undertaker of Education Reaps Her Grim Lesson”

 

1At that time the disciples came to Jesus and asked, “Who, then, is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?”2 He called a little child to him, and placed the child among them. 3 And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. 4 Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. 5 And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me.

– Jesus’s words in Matthew 18

Suffer the Children,

Pastor Jim

*For those who missed the connection between professional wrestling and the newly appointed U.S. Secretary of Education:

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