Political Pigs in the Parlor


“Grandpa, what’s an election?” A: “An election gives people a voice to choose between a Republican or a Democrat lawsuit.”
DOGE King Bee Orders Drone Swarm Export Bitter Honey King Bee Purges DEI Bees. Produces Bitter Honey Export. Then I took the little book out of the angel’s hand and ate it, and it was as sweet as honey in my mouth. But when I had eaten it, my stomach became bitter.- Revelation 10:10 “It’s…
“Make America Jittery Again” White House orders that all coffee plants be uprooted from Columbia and shipped to Washington. Tariff Bean Czar, Juan Valdez, appointed to “Make America Jittery Again!” 14 “You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether one of your brethren or one of the aliens who is…
At President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade Make Bobbing for Apples Great Again The President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade coordinated perfectly with his traditional graham crackers and milk nap on the South Lawn! But before the big nap, … a dart balloon pop with surprise tariff levies hidden in each balloon! What do you say when…
hE’S Coming Soon… We wanted egg prices lowered, Not the entire egg industry smashed on the floor in a cosmic tantrum. Mass deportation was not the mandate of a nation; it was the delusion of a dictator. Pastor Jim Up Next Maga’s False God & Servants of the Most High Doge