Slow Dancing


A Texas politician was accused of selling his soul to MAGA for one vote.“That’s outrageous,” he said. “I turned down a yacht, a helicopter, and a private island.”“So what changed your mind?”He looked down, ashamed.“Roasted pecans from Buc-ee’s.”In Texas, even the men who sell their souls know enough to go nuts first.- Jim Butler
At President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade Make Bobbing for Apples Great Again The President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade coordinated perfectly with his traditional graham crackers and milk nap on the South Lawn! But before the big nap, … a dart balloon pop with surprise tariff levies hidden in each balloon! What do you say when…
We spoke of a walk to school through miles of snow; our children will speak of their trauma crossing the school parking lot. “The Crosswalk” “Assault on Education” “Not Tardy Today” Of Such is the Kingdom of God, Pastor Jim Postscript See also CBS’s Story FSU Student and Parkland Survivor Describes Experiencing A Second School…
Hear about the man who got a Tesla brain implant? His morning routine requires two cups of coffee followed by two hours on a charger.
Politics is a mental illness in which each half of a group thinks the other half is mentally ill.
Happy Halloween! JPB