A Christian Zionist and a Jewish Zionist fight in Jerusalem to choose winner. Winner captures the flag. Loser gets “Manifest Indigestion.” In the Beginning was the Conspiracy Certain evangelical Christians believe that a sign of the second coming of the Messiah manifests as their physical, political occupation of Jerusalem as God’s chosen people. Some believe…
America Loses Its Heart MAGA “Tin Man” destroys U.S. government’s heart of compassion. Cavity filled with greed and hate. Ua ola loko i ke aloha – (Love gives life within.), Pastor Jim Up Next The Ballad of Sgt. Buck and Banjo (The Day They Sacked the Sergeant)
Independence Day for “No Ape Kings!” “Hurricane Watch and ICE Raid Warning.” Shelter the Innocent. Did we return our soldiers from Afghanistan to serve as the private army of a decaying dictator who orders them to take FEMA funds to kick down the doors of U.S. seniors, drag nursing mothers from their cars, stalk workers…
The family gathers to carve The Big Beautiful Orange. Get your limited deal only .97 cents per orange! One orange per family. Introducing Baseline Economics What fundamental rights could accompany U.S. Citizenship? Citizenship in the United States means more than throwing noncitizens out of the country. Citizenship means a solemn duty to provide a baseline…
In stillness between sirens is heard the whispered prayers for peace. The first answer to prayer is the messy miracle of dialogue. Pray for the peace of Israel, Gaza, and Iran. We do not take sides with war—we take sides with humanity. In this moment of missiles and ultimatums, we call for an audacious act…
The Fourth Branch of U.S. Government The reimagining of the U.S. Government came out of a conversation I had with an AI tonight for this cause: To ensure that governance isn’t solely dictated by electoral victories, but instead reflects the diversity of all Americans, including those whose voices may be overshadowed by election outcomes. In…
How Ideological Mirage Captured America’s Church “In the Beginning was the Conspiracy, and the Conspiracy was god!” When Political Mirage Becomes Personal Identity How is an FBI Antifa investigation like a Sasquatch search? Easy! Both make big hair deal about nothing. While the above comment about the Antifa Sasquatch search sounds comical, what is not…
At President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade Make Bobbing for Apples Great Again The President’s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade coordinated perfectly with his traditional graham crackers and milk nap on the South Lawn! But before the big nap, … a dart balloon pop with surprise tariff levies hidden in each balloon! What do you say when…
“And a Little Child Shall Lead Them” (Isaiah 11:6). In every life, there comes a moment when you realize that an opportunity landed on your porch, one that makes up for all those past regrets. Bill and Suzie, a young hard working family in the U.S. breadbasket of Missouri. With two boys in grade school,…
