Put down the golf club and back away from the Oval Office.
I will not unfriend you when the President is announced...after my second cup of coffee. Before... undecided.
Preacher nightmare last night that I gave the Sunday children’s sermon how St. Patrick rid Ireland of rats. Got the whole story wrong. Must have been an election-mare. #WakeUpAmerica
Politics is a mental illness in which each half of a group thinks the other half is mentally ill.