Hear about the man who got a Tesla brain implant? His morning routine requires two cups of coffee followed two hours on a charger.
Category: Be Amused
No Eggageration
In Arizona eggs are so expensive that even the hens have gone to laying Visa cards. They call it “lay-a-way”!
“Amen!” or “Oh, Me!”?
“Amen!” … or “Oh, Me! I could write a book about church fights I mediated (or instigated) Chapter 1 – Change of worship time … Chapter 2- Install a PowerPoint projector in the sanctuary … 3- Launch any building project … 4-Clean out and toss all the junk in an unused classroom and destroy the sacred table decorations stored for the annual Ladies Mission Society … 5. Give the choir “constructive criticism” on the length of their Christmas Cantata …
Asbestos Vestments,
Pastor Jim
Old and Cranky Gift
Methodist scholars rebrand “old and cranky” as spiritual gifts.
“Impervise!”
Considering churches facing shortfalls of people and and resources, the church needs more leaders with the calling to Impervise. Impervise is a newly discovered spiritual gift that emerged by necessity in 2021, ranking right behind pastor, prophet, and teacher.
A special thanks to Austin Ross and his welding Youtube channel for reminding me of expressions I heard while in seminary in Texas.
The Royal Pain
Royalty American Style
$1.9 Trillion Relief in Miles
Just how big is $1.9 trillion Relief? If you place a Republican and a Democrat on opposite ends of a wormhole across the known universe then count the miles apart ... 1.9 trillion.
National Treasure
The Caregiver
Transitions
