“Amen!” … or “Oh, Me! I could write a book about church fights I mediated (or instigated) Chapter 1 – Change of worship time … Chapter 2- Install a PowerPoint projector in the sanctuary … 3- Launch any building project … 4-Clean out and toss all the junk in an unused classroom and destroy the sacred table decorations stored for the annual Ladies Mission Society … 5. Give the choir “constructive criticism” on the length of their Christmas Cantata …
Asbestos Vestments,
Pastor Jim
Methodist scholars rebrand “old and cranky” as spiritual gifts.
Considering churches facing shortfalls of people and and resources, the church needs more leaders with the calling to Impervise. Impervise is a newly discovered spiritual gift that emerged by necessity in 2021, ranking right behind pastor, prophet, and teacher.
A special thanks to Austin Ross and his welding Youtube channel for reminding me of expressions I heard while in seminary in Texas.
Royalty American Style
Just how big is $1.9 trillion Relief? If you place a Republican and a Democrat on opposite ends of a wormhole across the known universe then count the miles apart ... 1.9 trillion.
I will not unfriend you when the President is announced...after my second cup of coffee. Before... undecided.
Preacher nightmare last night that I gave the Sunday children’s sermon how St. Patrick rid Ireland of rats. Got the whole story wrong. Must have been an election-mare. #WakeUpAmerica
