A televangelist and a homeless person both died and stood before the angel Gabriel. Behind Gabriel was parked a golden Rolls Royce. The preacher jumped behind the wheel and declared, “I claim this as mine!”
There was silence in heaven. Then Gabriel decreed, “Yes. It is so!” And commanded the beggar to the back seat. Once the rear door closed, the angel announced to the beggar, “Behold, your driver! He was given years of good things to prepare for eternity as your servant.”
There are now so many Catholics on the Supreme Court that the justices have replaced hearing cases with hearing confessions.
And, lo, the Holy Mother swaddled him in an American flag, for he was a U.S. Citizen. “The Christ Child forgives those bringing gifts hate and deportation“ “The Holy Mother Citizen of All Lands” They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick…
Today I spent $27.50 for a local haircut, after tip and tax (post cut pic below). This week a small cup of plain coffee at a national chain … $5.00. I’m channeling my inner childhood memories of a haircuts on the front porch using a kitchen chair and table cloth for a drape. The US…
Last week Defense Secretary Hegseth signed a memorandum to all Defense Department civilian employees directing them to prepare five bullet points. Civil Servant Vet in his mind while typing his email with his prosthetic hand. A Fitting Tribute to Our Public Servant Thank You For Your Service, Pastor Jim Up Next the ballad of sgt….
No Strings Attached … At All “The Final Cuts” Up Next “Abuelo’s Final Sacrifice”
Trading the Gold Standard for DOGE Standard “Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have stored up treasure in the last days.” – James 5:3 Pastor Jim Up Next “Neobigotry: A Genteel Racism”
