Pentagon Rolls Out Golden Dome but is Stymied How to Keep Trump in It
Recommended music “Get Smart” theme song.
Dome Force One
St. Trump’s Basilica
Golden Dome
Category: Be Amused
Make America Comfy Again
Executive Order: Farmers Convert Unsold Tariff Soybeans to Beanbag Chairs
Recommended music “International Harvester” by Craig Morgan
“As the #1 export crop for the U.S., soybean producers face huge, disproportionate impacts from trade flow disruptions, particularly to China, which is our largest market. And we know foreign soybean producers in Brazil and other countries are expecting abundant crops this year and are primed to meet any demand stemming from a renewed U.S.-China trade war. Soybean farmers still have not fully recovered market volumes from the damaging impacts of the 2018 trade war, and this will further exacerbate economic hardship on our farmers.”
DOGE Cuts Ballooning Government
No Strings Attached … At All
Recommended music “Up, Up and Away” by The 5th Dimension
“The Final Cuts”
Up Next “Abuelo’s Final Sacrifice”
Release The Files
Attorney General Bondi proudly releases all of the Epstein files. Next week … they unseal his handsaws!
The Truth Matters
The Firefighter
What is the difference between a firefighter and a politician?
A: The firefighter runs toward the burning house.
Boston ICE Tea Party
Recommended music “Here Comes the Sun” by the Beatles, considering a different “British Invasion.”
Suggested Music “Hail to the Chief.”
Not in Kansas Anymore,
Pastor Jim
Up Next: “Abuelo’s Final Sacrifice”
The Bully
Q: What is the difference between Donald Trump and a school bully?
A: That’s easy! The school bully has class.
Recommended music “Dare to Be Different” by Rachael Lynn, an official anti bullying video.
Pastor Jim
Tesla Brain Charger
Hear about the man who got a Tesla brain implant? His morning routine requires two cups of coffee followed by two hours on a charger.
No Eggageration
In Arizona eggs are so expensive that even the hens have gone to laying Visa cards. They call it “lay-a-way”!
“Amen!” or “Oh, Me!”?
“Amen!” … or “Oh, Me! I could write a book about church fights I mediated (or instigated) Chapter 1 – Change of worship time … Chapter 2- Install a PowerPoint projector in the sanctuary … 3- Launch any building project … 4-Clean out and toss all the junk in an unused classroom and destroy the sacred table decorations stored for the annual Ladies Mission Society … 5. Give the choir “constructive criticism” on the length of their Christmas Cantata …
Asbestos Vestments,
Pastor Jim