White House orders that all coffee plants be uprooted from Columbia and shipped to Washington. Tariff Bean Czar, Juan Valdez, appointed to “Make America Jittery Again!”
14 “You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether one of your brethren or one of the aliens who is in your land within your gates. 15 Each day you shall give him his wages, and not let the sun go down on it, for he is poor and has set his heart on it; lest he cry out against you to the Lord, and it be sin to you. -Deuteronomy 24:14-15
There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.
"Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have stored up treasure in the last days." - James 5:3
Chicken Dance Polka declared Trump’s Liberation Day song due to price of tariff eggs through the roof and the crazy dance on Wall Street.
Trump announced his next term will reign 3,000 years. “Liberation Day” from nasty democracy. “And Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he said, ‘I couldn’t care less. Let them eat eggs!'”
The White House taps a new “Tariffs Czar”! As markets crash, critics call him “The Mad Hatter”!
Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
-The White Queen to Alice in Alice Through the Looking-Glass
White House deploys its expert to Wall Street to force tariff medicine fix of stock market.
The Great Depression Started 1929, fueled by tariff led collapse of stock markets.
They believed it was easier to convince us of the lie than to tell us the truth. - Pastor Jim
Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute. Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy. -Proverbs 31:8-9
Latest White House Executive Order demands that all zoos replace their black-and-white Pandas with all-white “DEI Compliant Pandas.” Noncompliant Pandas will be crated and shipped to a shelter in El Salvador.
While a sitting President’s adoption of “Move Fast and Break Things” might work for teenage savants in Silicon Valley, this process does not work for a Nation which lacks the shelter of a parent’s basement. Bulldozing government agencies and enterprises, citing that Advanced AI will save us, actually forces us into the servitude of AI.
“Move Fast and Break Things … Before You Get Caught”
“Service Animal Delay“
“Dog Inefficient.”
We Salute The U.S. Marine Band! Courage is gender and color blind. The United States is not the President’s play thing to break like some rich brat whose Daddy will buy another … unless it’s Greenland.
While “Move Fast and Break Things” may work for 20 year-old’s who can hide in their parents’ basements upon failure, the real world requires care and due diligence. Due diligence does not mean unnecessary delay but proceeding circumspectly when addressing critical infrastructure. A brain surgeon removing a tumor entwining speech and higher reasoning would likely not run the ad, “We Move Fast and Break Things.”
MAGA Wish Foundation Gold Cards On Sale Now in Lobby Vending Machines
MAGA Wish Foundation season ticket gold cards on sale now for $50,000. All proceeds will go to the MAGA Wish Foundation which is dedicated to deport all undocumented pediatric cancer patients to their countries of origin. Buy now! Seating is limited on the C-5 Super Galaxy transport. En route to their home countries the children will make a fabulous 6 month layover at Guantanamo Bay for IV’s and liquid lunches.
Suffer the Children,
Pastor Jim
But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven.” - Matthew 19:14
"Free expression is the muscle car on the road to freedom." - Pastor Jim
“This is an alert from the Democracy notification system. This is not a test.”
“Don’t Stop for Hitchhikers on Road to Freedom!”
Today, though I am an Independent and not associated with a political party, I saw a Republican Town Hall meeting scheduled on Facebook. I responded, “I have never felt ashamed of the United States until now. That dates back before Vietnam.” A short while later I saw the Town Hall was cancelled due to “conflicts in schedule.”
I responded, “I have never felt ashamed of the United States until now. That dates back before Vietnam.” A short while later I saw the Town Hall was cancelled due to “conflicts in schedule.”
Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr’s quote from Amos applies today:
According to the King Center, the civil rights leader went to jail 29 times. He was arrested for acts of civil disobedience and on trumped-up charges, such as when he was jailed in Montgomery, Alabama, in 1956 for driving 30 miles per hour in a 25-mile-per-hour zone.
Last month I put my hands on the cold steel bars of the jail cell at the Civil Rights Memorial Center, Montgomery, Alabama, that recreated the jail that held Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. in Birmingham. What struck me was the small slot that a meal on a tin plate might be shoved through and the stark cement that could not imprison his bright light.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.
– From Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr’s “Letter from the Birmingham Jail”
