Methodist scholars rebrand “old and cranky” as spiritual gifts.
Be Amused
“Impervise!”
Considering churches facing shortfalls of people and and resources, the church needs more leaders with the calling to Impervise. Impervise is a newly discovered spiritual gift that emerged by necessity in 2021, ranking right behind pastor, prophet, and teacher.
A special thanks to Austin Ross and his welding Youtube channel for reminding me of expressions I heard while in seminary in Texas.
The Royal Pain
Royalty American Style
$1.9 Trillion Relief in Miles
Just how big is $1.9 trillion Relief? If you place a Republican and a Democrat on opposite ends of a wormhole across the known universe then count the miles apart ... 1.9 trillion.
“Grandpa, What’s an election?”
“Grandpa, what’s an election?” A: “An election gives people a voice to choose between a Republican or a Democrat lawsuit.”
National Treasure
The Caregiver
Transitions
Unfriend … Refriend
I will not unfriend you when the President is announced...after my second cup of coffee. Before... undecided.
St. Patrick Meets Pied Piper
Preacher nightmare last night that I gave the Sunday children’s sermon how St. Patrick rid Ireland of rats. Got the whole story wrong. Must have been an election-mare. #WakeUpAmerica
