Methodist scholars rebrand “old and cranky” as spiritual gifts.
Category: Be Amused
“Impervise!”

Considering churches facing shortfalls of people and and resources, the church needs more leaders with the calling to Impervise. Impervise is a newly discovered spiritual gift that emerged by necessity in 2021, ranking right behind pastor, prophet, and teacher.
A special thanks to Austin Ross and his welding Youtube channel for reminding me of expressions I heard while in seminary in Texas.
The Royal Pain

Royalty American Style

$1.9 Trillion Relief in Miles
Just how big is $1.9 trillion Relief? If you place a Republican and a Democrat on opposite ends of a wormhole across the known universe then count the miles apart ... 1.9 trillion.
National Treasure

The Caregiver

Transitions

Unfriend … Refriend
I will not unfriend you when the President is announced...after my second cup of coffee. Before... undecided.
St. Patrick Meets Pied Piper
Preacher nightmare last night that I gave the Sunday children’s sermon how St. Patrick rid Ireland of rats. Got the whole story wrong. Must have been an election-mare. #WakeUpAmerica

One Flew Over the Voter’s Nest
Politics is a mental illness in which each half of a group thinks the other half is mentally ill.