DOGE Rebrands Lincoln Memorial
DOGE efficiency AI converts Lincoln Memorial into a drive thru burger joint with Diversity, Equity, Inclusion replaced with Pride and Prejudice. Speaker in Lincoln greets customers with, “Howdee!” Slogan is, “Only white breads proudly served here. Others, please kindly pick up burger at back window.”
The executives of the new “White House Burger” joint proudly announced, “Our new white glove business model will make a killing!”
Would You Like Fries with That?,
Pastor Jim