Tag: U.S. tariffs

Drink DOGE Café

“Make America Jittery Again”

White House orders that all coffee plants be uprooted from Columbia and shipped to Washington. Tariff Bean Czar, Juan Valdez, appointed to “Make America Jittery Again!”

14 “You shall not oppress a hired servant who is poor and needy, whether one of your brethren or one of the aliens who is in your land within your gates. 15 Each day you shall give him his wages, and not let the sun go down on it, for he is poor and has set his heart on it; lest he cry out against you to the Lord, and it be sin to you.
-Deuteronomy 24:14-15

Pastor Jim

United States Through the Looking Glass

Occasioned by “Liberation Day” of U.S. Tariffs

Chicken Dance Polka declared Trump’s Liberation Day song due to price of tariff eggs through the roof and the crazy dance on Wall Street.

Trump announced his next term will reign 3,000 years. “Liberation Day” from nasty democracy. “And Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he said, ‘I couldn’t care less. Let them eat eggs!'” Recommended music Wooly Bully by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs.

The White House taps a new “Tariffs Czar”! As markets crash, critics call him “The Mad Hatter”! Recommended music “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” by The Beatles.

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

-The White Queen to Alice in Alice Through the Looking-Glass

White House deploys its expert to Wall Street to force tariff medicine fix of stock market. Recommended music “A Spoonful of Sugar” by Julie Andrews.

The Great Depression Started 1929, fueled by tariff led collapse of stock markets.
They believed it was easier to convince us of the lie than to tell us the truth. - Pastor Jim